viernes, 21 de diciembre de 2012

Always Karl

The 10 best comments of Karl Lagerfeld in this 2012:

“If I was a woman in Russia I would be a lesbian, as the men are very ugly. There are a few handsome ones, like Naomi Campbell’s boyfriend, but there you see the most beautiful women and the most horrible men.” —He told Metro.

“Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette, and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don’t like the sister’s face. She should only show her back.” —he told Grazia in August.

“Marriage was invented when people died at 30. Now they marry at 30 and have to do it for 60 years. Perhaps it should be based on more than sex. The idea that you will never look at anyone else, that is a problem.” —he told British Vogue.

“I hate massage and I don’t believe in massage. I hate to be touched… I’m not John Travolta.” —Lagerfeld told The Cut.

“She is a famous beauty. She is nine months old. [Model] Baptiste [Giabiconi] gave her to me for Christmas to watch for two weeks when he was away but then I refused to give her back. I thought she was too cute. She is like a kept woman. She has a strong personality. She has lunch and dinner with me on the table, with her own food. She doesn’t touch my food. She doesn’t want to eat on the floor. She sleeps under a pillow and she even knows how to use an iPad. She has two personal maids, for both night and day. She is beyond spoiled … When I am not there, the maids take down, in little books, everything she did, from what she ate, to how she behaved, if she was tired, and if she wasn’t sleeping. In the nine months, we already have almost 600 pages.” —Lagerfeld told WWD.

“The story with anorexic girls — nobody works with anorexic girls. That has nothing to do with fashion. People who have that, they have problem with family and things like this. There are less than 1 percent of anorexic girls, but there are over — in France, I don’t know about England — over 30 percent of girls who are big, big, overweight.” –he told England’s Channel 4 News in October.

“The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice.” –Lagerfeld told Metro in February.

“My favorite thing about Mrs. Obama was when she was asked if her skirt was not too tight and she answered ‘Why you don’t like my big black ass?’ I want [Barack] Obama towin because there is nothing better anyway, and especially because of her.” —he told Metro (via Vogue UK)

“I think [Queen Elizabeth] looks very good in her recent photos even better than a few years ago – beautiful, a bit like Queen Mary. She looks a little bit like her grandmother – a more smiley version. In terms of what she wears, she’s come into herself a little bit more – whatever that is.”

“Nowadays people give the middle finger quite quickly – it’s not the best behavior. Everybody does that, what’s new about that? It’s just become a bad habit. People in magazines are 50% bimbo and 50% pregnant women.” —he told Metro.

jueves, 20 de diciembre de 2012

The best WTF Gossip Girl moments

Well, Gossip girl has ended after 6 seasons!!! Now too many people like me are so sad, but I’d like to take a moment to reminisce about some of my favorite WTFGossip Girl moments:

— Chuck Bass’ vocal evolution from normal-speaking person to full-on Bale-Batman.
— The threesome with Dan, Vanessa, and Hilary Duff. That happened.
— Valley Girls, the spin-off starring Brittany Snow and Krysten Ritter about Lily’s life as an Almost Famous-style groupie in California.
— The time Serena and Dan got it on in the Jitney bathroom.
— Chuck owned a burlesque high school.
— The notion that Chace Crawford could ever run a successful newspaper, especially in this extremely difficult time in the publishing industry. Oh, and that newspaper had a private plane in the series finale.
— Nate Archibald for mayor. I can’t even process that one.
— At the beginning of every show, Gossip Girl whispers, “Where has she been, Serena?” But like, didn’t they answer that question in the pilot? She was at boarding school. Case closed, everyone.
— The mysterious disappearance of Jenny Humphrey, Eric van der Woodsen, and Vanessa Abrams.
— Serena’s relationship with the guy her mother had thrown in jail for statutory rape.
— Georgina Sparks, just in general.
— Dan’s hair evolution, again, just in general.
— Cameos in the finale: Michael Bloomberg, Jessica Szohr, Willa Holland, Katie Cassidy, Rachel Bilson, Taylor Momsen, Connor Paolo, Wallace Shawn, Lisa Loeb, and Kristen Bell.
— OMFG, they all had iPhones in the finale. It’s about time.

Finally, please humor me by allowing me to close this requiem for a scene in the most obvious way possible:

Who am I? That’s a secret I’ll never tell. Okay, fine, I’m Dan Humphrey, as voiced by Kristen Bell.

You know you loved it. 



miércoles, 19 de diciembre de 2012

Christmas list


Mis regalos perfectos para esta Navidad:

My perfects gifts for this Christmas: 

Celine's bag
Chanel black jacket
Holidays in Côte d'azur

lunes, 10 de diciembre de 2012

My best Partner

Dentro del mundo de la moda, el trabajo en equipo es un "must have" y de a dos todo es mejor, aquí las parejas de la moda más famosas:

Inside the fashion world, teamwork is a "must have" and with two everything is better, here couples most famous fashion:

Grace & Anna
Jane Birkin & Hermes 
Dolce & Gabbana
Givenchy & Audrey 
Mr. & Mrs. Missioni 
Jack McCollough & Lazaro Hernandez. 
Sofía & Marc
David & Iman
Karl & Choupette